This is Peaches, my assistant

No, I'm not that successful, but I do sometimes use an assistant at the weekends. Great girl, very interested in photography and sex, but says I'm the same age as her uncle, so we're cool and can talk about pretty much anything without the thought of sex between us two happening. Which, thinking about it, is great. Because, whenever I need a model for something particular, so long as I don't make it clearly visible it's her, she's my model. And she'll go for pretty much anything!

I've spoken to her about this blog and she's okay with me using her image, though I have to call her "Peaches".

So this is Peaches, my assistant